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Hola! This is the page where we post some of our favorite quotes from the books! Everyonce in while we might add a quote that's not from the books but not often. Send us your quotes and we will put them up, too!

"Oh Potter, you rotter, now what have you done? You're killing off students you think It's good fun..." -Peeves




"Malfoys got detention! I could sing!"-Hermione




What you need, Harry, is some food and sleep. I suggest you go down to the feast, while I write a letter to Azkaban-we need our gamekeeper back. And I must draft an advertisement for The Daily Prophet, too. And we'll be needing a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher . . .Dear me, we do seem to run through them, don't we?"-Dumbledore




"If you were washing slime off of it for an half and hour you would remember the name,"- Ron




"What? All those times I could've died and didn't manage? They'll be furious!"-Harry Potter




"Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant" - George Weasley




"ATTACK! ATTACK! ANOTHER ATTACK! NO MORTAL OR GHOST IS SAFE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ATTAAACK!!!" - Peeves




"Exactly, which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - Headmaster Albus Dumbledore




"Hermione, let me read your composition." -Ron




"You'd better hope that Creevy doesn't meet Ginny, or they'll be starting a Harry Potter Fan Club" -Ron




"Voldemort is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter." -Riddle


"No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood." -Malfoy




"You don't know how amazing it is to see Goyle thinking." -Ron




"Hearing voices noone else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world." -Ron




"You're a Parselmouth. Why didn't you tell us?" -Ron




"It matters because being able to talk to snakes was what Salazar Slytherin was famous for. Thats why the symbol for Slytherin house is a serpent." -Hermione




"We're running low Arthur"-Mrs. Weasley




"We'll have to buy some more today....Ah well, guests first! After you, Harry dear!"-Mrs. Weasley




"W-what am I supposed to do?"-Harry Potter




"Dunno how Mum and Dad are going to afford all our school stuff this year," -George Weasley




"Ordinary Wizarding Levels,"-George Weasley




"Five sets of Lockhart books! And Ginny needs robes and a wand and everything...."-George Weasley




"Floo powders a lot quicker, dear, but goodness me, if you've never used it before--"-Mrs. Weasley




"Diagon Alley!"-Fred Weasley




"D-Dia-gon Alley"-Harry Potter




"Mr. Malfoy what a pleasure to see you again"-Mr. Borgin




"I'm not buying today, Mr. Borgin, but selling,"-Lucius Malfoy




"Can I have that?"-Draco Malfoy




"Ah the Hand of Glory!"-Mr. Borgin




"Excellent!"-Fred and George Weasley




"Not a word to Molly,"-Mr. Weasley




"Never trust something that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain!"-Mr. Weasley




" Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through "-Fred & George Weasley




"I will only truly have left this school when nine here are loyal to me....Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."-Dumbledore




"I've got news for you boy...I'm locking you up...You're never going back to that school...never...and if you try and magic yourself out they'll expel you"-Uncle Vernon




"Dear me. whats the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it"-Mr.Malfoy to Mr. Weasley




"I always knew Salazar was a twisted old loony"-Ron




"It means that the Chamber of Secrets is indeed open again."-Dumbledore




"Got a sock. Master threw it, and Dobby caught it, and Dobby-Dobby is free."-Dobby Sent




"Here, girl-take your book-it's the best your father can give you-"-Mr. Malfoy




"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. they got in on pure talent."-Hermione Granger




"Good day yourself, Mister Malfoy, and if the stories are true, you haven't sold me half of what's hidden in your manor..."-Mr. Borgin




"Wait till everyone finds out you've got a tail!"-Moaning Myrtle




"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard. I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."-Cupid




"I'm never stocking them again, never! It's bedlam! I thought we'd seen the worst when we bought two hundred copies of theb Invisible Bokk of Invisibiliy--cost a fourtune, and we never found them... Well... is there anything else I can help you with?"-Flourish and Blotts manager




"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."-George Weasley




"Say You-Know-Who, will you?"-Ron Weasley




"Well honestly... 'the fates have informed her'... who sets the exam? She does! What an amazing prediction!"-Hermione




"Choo fall over for"-Stan




"HE KILLED MY MUM AND DAD!"-Harry Potter




"She deserved it. She deserved what she got. You keep away from me."-Harry Potter




"But did any of you fall out of your seats?"-Harry Potter



"Everybody knows about Harry and You-Know-Who."-Hermione



"It looks like a grim if you do this, but it looks more like a donkey from here." -Seamus Finnigan




"HOW DARE YOU GIVE OUT THIS NUMBER TO PEOPLE LIKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!"-Uncle Vernon




"I'm telling it like it is, Profeser!"-Lee Jordan




"HARRY THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A GENTLEMAN! KNOCK HER OFF HER BROOM IF YOU HAVE TO!"-Wood




"IT WASN'T A NIGHTMARE! PROFESSOR, I WOKE UP, AND SIRIUS BLACK WAS STANDING OVER ME, HOLDING A KNIFE!"-Ron Weasly




If you're going to kill Harry, then you'll have to kill all of us!!!-Ron




"Mischief Managed!" -Harry




"He's been afraid of that mad cat!" -Ron




"Yes, your father was a stag when he transformed. You guessed right...thats why we called him Prongs." -Lupin




"...More Brandy?..."-Uncle Vernon




"Of course I cant be in three places at once; Oh well, pass the marmalade"-Hermoine




"I still don't like your tone boy. If you can speak of your beatings in that casual way , they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough. Petunia I'd write if I where you. Make it clear that you approve the use of extreme force in this boy's case."-Aunt Marge




"Absolutely Spiffing!" -George Weasley




"Mum! How really corking to see you-!" -Fred Weasley




"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree, and innocent - well more innocent then we are now anyway" -George Weasley




"We let of a dungbomb in the hall and it upset him for some reason," -George Weasley




"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slime ball," -Peter Pettigrew




"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor," -Sirius Black




"My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?"- Prof. Trelawney




"I doubt it would make much difference unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall"- Prof. McGonagall




"The Shrieking Shack was never haunted.... The screams and howls the villagers use to hear were made by me."-Lupin




"Around Easter one of our members will leave us forever,"-Professor Trelawney




"Oh, for goodness sakes, not that ridiculous Grim again."-Hermione Granger




"Yeh don' know them gargoyles at the Committee fer the Disposal o' Dangerous Creatures! They've got it in fer interestin' creatures," Rebues Hadgrid




"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they dreain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air and around them. Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can't see them."- Professor Remus Lupin




"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."- Fred and George Weasley




"You should have reallized, if Voldermort didnt kill you, we would. Good-bye Peter."- Professor Remus Lupin




"Then You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends as we would have done for you." Sirius Black




"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever exisisted. Only Innocent lives Peter."- Sirius Black




"Theres enough filth on my robes without you touching them." Sirius Black




"Shall we kill him together?" Sirius Black




"If you made a better rat than a human, its not much to boast about, Peter."- Sirius Black




"Are you insane? OF course I want to leave the Dursleys! have you got a house? When can I move in?"- Harry Potter




"It was either a very big cat or quite a small tiger"-Harry Potter




"Come follow me, dear friends and we shall find our goal, or else shall perish bravely in the charge!"-Sir Cadogan




"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."-Harry Potter




"I dare not, Headmaster! If I join the table, we shall be thirteen! Nothing could be more unlucky! Never forget that when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die!"-Professor Trelawney


"I have gone temporarily deaf and have not heard a word you just said."-Albus Dumbledore


"50 points from Gryffindor!"-Severus Snape(of course)


"YOU DON'T KNOW POTTER!!!HE DID IT!!!I KNOW HE DID!!!-
Severus Snape


"Write in your own book Hermione."-Ron Weasley, Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them


"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."
- Albus Dumbledore


"The first word out of those poor petrified people's mouth's will be 'It was Hagrid.' Frankly, I'm astounded Professor Mcgonagall thinks all these security measures are necessary."
- Gilderoy Lockhart


"There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
- Quirrel


"Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
- Prof. McGonagall

"Do you think we' ve got nothing better to do in Potions than listen to Snape?"
- Ron Weasley


"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
- Albus Dumbledore



"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself."
- Albus Dumbledore


"...When a wizard goes over to the dark side there's nothing, and no one matters to them anymore."
- Rubeus Hagrid


"Harry, this is no time to be a gentleman!... Knock her off her broom if you have to!"
- Oliver Wood


"Wild!" ... I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again..."
- Ron Weasley


"Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs," sighed George, patting the heading of the map. "We owe them so much."
"Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers." said Fred solemnly. ."


"What happened between you and Quirrel down through the trapdoor is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows."
- Albus Dumbledore


"Haven't I already told you that killing mudbloods doesn't matter to me any more, for many months my new target has been... you."
- Tom Riddle


"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."
- Albus Dumbledore


"Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter."
- Madame Rosmerta


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